Okay sorry for the super long post the other day. I just had to write all of it. Now, with this post, its gonna be so different that you might not want to read this blog ever again. But all that matters it that I think its funny and I really want people to know what I experienced.
People who were in my high school thinks I'm just a korean freak who likes to play computer games day and night. But only a few of em know that I'm a silent farter. I don't know if farter is a real word but if you don't understand, I release gas silently. As you all know, silent farts are the worst. They smell so bad that even rotten eggs seems like childs play.
With all the intro done. Here's the big story, today, I spent the day just lazing in bed. Yes, I am not proud of it but I still did it. It's a cold day so I just opted for the lazy, warmer, snuggly way of spending the day, on the bed and under the quilt. That is when the horror came, on my bed, under the quilt, I had an urge to fart. Thinking that it would just be a harmless one, I let it out. Worst mistake ever. Just after a few seconds, the area under the quilt is filled with this nasty gas that would bring tears to most people and could even possibly kill weak hearted people. It was so nasty that a skunk could be used as an air freshener.
Woah. Its okay, I already aired the quilt over and over. Haha. Wasn't that funny? If you don't think its funny then I apologise for my weird taste of humour. Well tata for now, gotta go get some food to eat before this thin body gets any thinner.
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