Okay sorry for the super long post the other day. I just had to write all of it. Now, with this post, its gonna be so different that you might not want to read this blog ever again. But all that matters it that I think its funny and I really want people to know what I experienced.
People who were in my high school thinks I'm just a korean freak who likes to play computer games day and night. But only a few of em know that I'm a silent farter. I don't know if farter is a real word but if you don't understand, I release gas silently. As you all know, silent farts are the worst. They smell so bad that even rotten eggs seems like childs play.
With all the intro done. Here's the big story, today, I spent the day just lazing in bed. Yes, I am not proud of it but I still did it. It's a cold day so I just opted for the lazy, warmer, snuggly way of spending the day, on the bed and under the quilt. That is when the horror came, on my bed, under the quilt, I had an urge to fart. Thinking that it would just be a harmless one, I let it out. Worst mistake ever. Just after a few seconds, the area under the quilt is filled with this nasty gas that would bring tears to most people and could even possibly kill weak hearted people. It was so nasty that a skunk could be used as an air freshener.
Woah. Its okay, I already aired the quilt over and over. Haha. Wasn't that funny? If you don't think its funny then I apologise for my weird taste of humour. Well tata for now, gotta go get some food to eat before this thin body gets any thinner.
Tuesday, July 31, 2012
Saturday, July 28, 2012
Weirdest dinner
So yesterday I went for dinner with Eugene Ho. We went to a korean restaurant near my place and it all looked okay at first, queued for seats, got 2 seats and we looked at the menu. From there on it starts to get crazy. We saw some spicy chicken wings dish that had 3 levels of spicyness. It ranged from little spicy (exact words), spicy and very spicy. Thinking that korean dishes are not that hot, we went for the spicy one. Oh and we also ordered some kimchi seafood soup to share. Then everything went normally. The waitress brought the rice and side dishes, gave water, some chopsticks and finally the chicken.
The chicken wings were bright red but we did not even care because from our past experiences, colour does not mean anything. Without delay, me and eugene picked up a wing and just bit into it. Instantly, our face started to change. Yes, you know it. It was spicy as hell. Out tongue just burnt like crazy and there are nothing on the table that could cool us down. If you're saying water then you're wrong. Spicyness are oil based, so when the oil sticks to your tongue, it generates the heat and we all know that water and oil don't mix. Drink milk or take some bread if you want to get rid of some heat.
After 2 wings each, we had sweat all over our faces and what do you know, there's like around 12 more pieces. Then the soup came, from afar, it already looked deadly. With its bright red colour to the steam emanating from the soup itself. I was scared. But something funny happened right there and then. When the waitress gave us the soup, she accidentally spilt some on Gene's hand. Even with the hot soup on his hand, he didn't flinch because the chicken was so overwhelming. Oh I forgot to say that we sat on a 6 seater table and we were on one end while a 2 girls couple were sitting on the other side.
On that second, one of the girls, Korean I guess from her accent, said "Just eat it off your hand." and laughed. Eugene still in shock from the chicken just stood still like he didn't hear anything. I just answered "He's in shock from the spiciness of the chicken." and we all had some laugh. Here is where it got weirder. I have never done this before but we asked the girls if they wanted some chicken. Yes we were scared we could not finish the plate of wings. They took it and was in shock at how spicy it was as well. I forgot what we had talked about during the dinner but yeah, we started to talk and they gave us some beef and we gave them some chicken and we shared some laughs.
To our amazement, one of the girls said she was 25 this year. If you were there you would be surprised as well. They certainly don't look their age at all. I thought they were around the same age as me. Guess koreans are quite young looking naturally. Well after dinner we just said bye to each other and just went our seperate ways. But wait! It gets weirder. After dinner, on the way back to Gene's place. We saw them again and because it was raining so hard. One of the girls asked if we wanted to chill at a coffee place first. Out of courtesy, we accepted.
We went to Melbourne Cental's Max Brenners. A chocolate franchise of a cafe I guess. You must be thinking I hit the jackpot but hell no. One of the girls decided to make it more awkward by leaving her one friend to us and went back home to change or something. Yup, it was super weird. Then to add more weirdness, the girl even treated me and Eugene coffee. It was crazy I tell you. Even with all the weirdness, I and Eugene didn't feel that weird at the moment. We just talked and talked and talked. For almost 2 hours till the friend reached again. To our amazement, that girl totally changed. Before, she didn't have any make up on but when she came again, she looked like a totally different person. To top off all the weirdness, we found out that the one who just came back was actually 31 years of age.
Only after 2 hours at the coffee shop that we left and said goodbye for good. But it was all weird I tell you. Even if someone told me this would happen last night, I'd probably just laugh at him and say he's full of crap. But it did. Weird.
The chicken wings were bright red but we did not even care because from our past experiences, colour does not mean anything. Without delay, me and eugene picked up a wing and just bit into it. Instantly, our face started to change. Yes, you know it. It was spicy as hell. Out tongue just burnt like crazy and there are nothing on the table that could cool us down. If you're saying water then you're wrong. Spicyness are oil based, so when the oil sticks to your tongue, it generates the heat and we all know that water and oil don't mix. Drink milk or take some bread if you want to get rid of some heat.
After 2 wings each, we had sweat all over our faces and what do you know, there's like around 12 more pieces. Then the soup came, from afar, it already looked deadly. With its bright red colour to the steam emanating from the soup itself. I was scared. But something funny happened right there and then. When the waitress gave us the soup, she accidentally spilt some on Gene's hand. Even with the hot soup on his hand, he didn't flinch because the chicken was so overwhelming. Oh I forgot to say that we sat on a 6 seater table and we were on one end while a 2 girls couple were sitting on the other side.
On that second, one of the girls, Korean I guess from her accent, said "Just eat it off your hand." and laughed. Eugene still in shock from the chicken just stood still like he didn't hear anything. I just answered "He's in shock from the spiciness of the chicken." and we all had some laugh. Here is where it got weirder. I have never done this before but we asked the girls if they wanted some chicken. Yes we were scared we could not finish the plate of wings. They took it and was in shock at how spicy it was as well. I forgot what we had talked about during the dinner but yeah, we started to talk and they gave us some beef and we gave them some chicken and we shared some laughs.
To our amazement, one of the girls said she was 25 this year. If you were there you would be surprised as well. They certainly don't look their age at all. I thought they were around the same age as me. Guess koreans are quite young looking naturally. Well after dinner we just said bye to each other and just went our seperate ways. But wait! It gets weirder. After dinner, on the way back to Gene's place. We saw them again and because it was raining so hard. One of the girls asked if we wanted to chill at a coffee place first. Out of courtesy, we accepted.
We went to Melbourne Cental's Max Brenners. A chocolate franchise of a cafe I guess. You must be thinking I hit the jackpot but hell no. One of the girls decided to make it more awkward by leaving her one friend to us and went back home to change or something. Yup, it was super weird. Then to add more weirdness, the girl even treated me and Eugene coffee. It was crazy I tell you. Even with all the weirdness, I and Eugene didn't feel that weird at the moment. We just talked and talked and talked. For almost 2 hours till the friend reached again. To our amazement, that girl totally changed. Before, she didn't have any make up on but when she came again, she looked like a totally different person. To top off all the weirdness, we found out that the one who just came back was actually 31 years of age.
Only after 2 hours at the coffee shop that we left and said goodbye for good. But it was all weird I tell you. Even if someone told me this would happen last night, I'd probably just laugh at him and say he's full of crap. But it did. Weird.
Friday, July 27, 2012
After a few days
Hi. It has been only a few days since I've said that I've fallen for someone. Make no mistake, I really did fell head over heels for her but I think there is nothing I could do but watch her from a far. Sounds sad, I know. Can't be helped I guess, from what I've learned, she is far too good for me. I mean, she's quite religious and the fact that I might not even have a chance because I am not in the same religion as her is already frightening.
There's also the fact that I might have screwed it up by rushing it with getting her phone number too early. That's all on me folks. I am totally clueless in the art of woo-ing a woman and I'm afraid even after this, I still know nothing. Sigh.
I wish I could just meet a girl who plays game and understand the awkwardness of a shy geek and accepts that. That's a bit too much to ask but I'll just ask for it anyway. Who knows? Maybe the perfect girl will just pop into my life. Maybe the one I'm liking now would actuallt give me a chance. Maybe I would even be alone forever. Can't leave that one out. Well I'll just have to wait and see.
Thanks for reading and I'll try to update more of this blog soon.
There's also the fact that I might have screwed it up by rushing it with getting her phone number too early. That's all on me folks. I am totally clueless in the art of woo-ing a woman and I'm afraid even after this, I still know nothing. Sigh.
I wish I could just meet a girl who plays game and understand the awkwardness of a shy geek and accepts that. That's a bit too much to ask but I'll just ask for it anyway. Who knows? Maybe the perfect girl will just pop into my life. Maybe the one I'm liking now would actuallt give me a chance. Maybe I would even be alone forever. Can't leave that one out. Well I'll just have to wait and see.
Thanks for reading and I'll try to update more of this blog soon.
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Daydream
Why hello there good stranger. Today is the first day of classes for me in this semester. Only one class today and I found out that I have the attention of a puppy. I'll listen for a second and something will come up in my mind and after a few moments, I'll be listening again. If its for one or two times then its okay buy I had more than a few.
It was like I was daydreaming through half of the class. The subject is research and all I can remember from the class is that research is the process of discovery or some crap that sounds like that. Hah, guess I'll need some extra time in the library for this subject.
On another note, I think I'm a freak for some stupid reason that I'm not gonna tell. You must be thinking I'm a retard for only telling a small part of a story and not revealing the rest. Well you must understand that there might be a chance that someone I know is reading this. If they found out the whole story, I'll be considered a sad fool my entire life. Good to know right?
Okay that's all I guess. Ciao all.
It was like I was daydreaming through half of the class. The subject is research and all I can remember from the class is that research is the process of discovery or some crap that sounds like that. Hah, guess I'll need some extra time in the library for this subject.
On another note, I think I'm a freak for some stupid reason that I'm not gonna tell. You must be thinking I'm a retard for only telling a small part of a story and not revealing the rest. Well you must understand that there might be a chance that someone I know is reading this. If they found out the whole story, I'll be considered a sad fool my entire life. Good to know right?
Okay that's all I guess. Ciao all.
Monday, July 23, 2012
Patience is Virtue
Hello all again. I'm doing well here even with the killer ulcers in my mouth. I didn't know why I ate nando's tonight. Just a horrible decision there. Enough about that. Lets get into today's topic, patience. Well I have known all along through many stupid mistakes and some by random luck that patience is virtue. But in this particular day, it's different. Today was a normal day for me. Emphasis on the words 'For me'.
The day started at 12am when I'm playing DoTA 2 and LoL all night up till sahur. Then I realized I had nothing to eat and I just drank water (again), sigh. But then I woke up at 3pm or sometime around there and I saw some messages on my phone and replied them all. Understand that I won't be saying the name but I'm hinting that the someone was inside the bunch (Read the last post if you don't understand, thank you).
So as a not so normal human being. I thought that this interaction is normal even if I don't know that person well enough. Right? Well to my amazement, I was wrong. A few hours after that, I got a message from a friend of mine that introduced us, asking what did I do. After explaining myself, I found out that rushing into this was wrong, so wrong. Some friends said that I should wait a while but I just thought that it was a stupid idea and apparently I'm the dumb one here. The person actually asked my friend, why am I texting her all of a sudden and its weird for her to get messages from a random person she just met.
That went quite well, no? Guess not. I shall not say anyting that happened after that because it's boring. Oh well. So I shall stick by this rule now. Be patient. Do not rush into anything. Take some time to think before acting. There are times that one should just be spontanious but that is not the case here. Quite a long post for something so minor. But I don't regret anything. I've learned something and I think telling people would make me less shy.
The day started at 12am when I'm playing DoTA 2 and LoL all night up till sahur. Then I realized I had nothing to eat and I just drank water (again), sigh. But then I woke up at 3pm or sometime around there and I saw some messages on my phone and replied them all. Understand that I won't be saying the name but I'm hinting that the someone was inside the bunch (Read the last post if you don't understand, thank you).
So as a not so normal human being. I thought that this interaction is normal even if I don't know that person well enough. Right? Well to my amazement, I was wrong. A few hours after that, I got a message from a friend of mine that introduced us, asking what did I do. After explaining myself, I found out that rushing into this was wrong, so wrong. Some friends said that I should wait a while but I just thought that it was a stupid idea and apparently I'm the dumb one here. The person actually asked my friend, why am I texting her all of a sudden and its weird for her to get messages from a random person she just met.
That went quite well, no? Guess not. I shall not say anyting that happened after that because it's boring. Oh well. So I shall stick by this rule now. Be patient. Do not rush into anything. Take some time to think before acting. There are times that one should just be spontanious but that is not the case here. Quite a long post for something so minor. But I don't regret anything. I've learned something and I think telling people would make me less shy.
Oh wow
Oh wow. Didn't know I still have feelings left in my soul. I actually am blushing when I'm thinking of her. Wow. I'm just surprised. Smiling like a tard here while I'm writing this. Who would have thought that I, Faizal Othman could fall for someone properly again. Wow.
and on a totally unrelated topic. I have 4 ulcers in my mouth now, 3 on the lower lip and 1 on my tongue. Sucks so badly. I can't even eat in peace because it hurts like a mother flipper. Urgh. Why did you come when I'm starting to fast. I hate ulcerssssss!
and on a totally unrelated topic. I have 4 ulcers in my mouth now, 3 on the lower lip and 1 on my tongue. Sucks so badly. I can't even eat in peace because it hurts like a mother flipper. Urgh. Why did you come when I'm starting to fast. I hate ulcerssssss!
Saturday, July 21, 2012
That time again of the year
Hello and Happy Ramadhan to you. Yep, its that time of the year again. Where muslims have to fast for a month. I'm not that religious of a person so I shall not delve deeper into that. What I'm gonna talk about is mostly things that I know of and things that are happening to or around me.
Today is Ashley Wong's reunion / birthday party thingy. I really don't want to go since its gonna involve food which I cannot eat. To add salt to the wound, I'm already feeling hungry and its only 11.38am. Another 6 hours to go peeps. Thank god its Australia, if I was still in Malaysia then it would've been 8 hours.
I have only myself to blame though, I participated in something I should not have last night and stayed up so late plus I only had a cheeseburger to eat for sahur. Well I won't dwell on that much longer. Gotta do some productive things around the house now to keep me up so tata for now.
Today is Ashley Wong's reunion / birthday party thingy. I really don't want to go since its gonna involve food which I cannot eat. To add salt to the wound, I'm already feeling hungry and its only 11.38am. Another 6 hours to go peeps. Thank god its Australia, if I was still in Malaysia then it would've been 8 hours.
I have only myself to blame though, I participated in something I should not have last night and stayed up so late plus I only had a cheeseburger to eat for sahur. Well I won't dwell on that much longer. Gotta do some productive things around the house now to keep me up so tata for now.
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Another small update
Why hello there little stranger. I'm doing good here in Melbourne if you're wondering. Getting used to the sun setting down so early and I'm trying to motivate myself to work for the money. I need the money I tell you. BADLY!
Where? Secret Recipe Melbourne Central of course. I need it for future plans that are not yet concrete. I just need to send the paperwork tomorrow. TOMORROW FAIZAL!! IF YOU DON'T THEN YOU ARE JUST A LAZY BASTARD. Heh. Sorry for the lame ass motivational rant on my own post.
Anyways I'm just trying paragraphs again. Just to see if it'll look more organized. It really looks better right now but I think that the paragraphs are too short. Oh well, this might make me write more. So lets move to the checklist.
Things I need to do:
1. Send the stupid paperwork so I can start working.
2. Improve my english. (It is getting worse I tell you)
3. Make sure I balance my work and studies well.
4. PUASA!!
Where? Secret Recipe Melbourne Central of course. I need it for future plans that are not yet concrete. I just need to send the paperwork tomorrow. TOMORROW FAIZAL!! IF YOU DON'T THEN YOU ARE JUST A LAZY BASTARD. Heh. Sorry for the lame ass motivational rant on my own post.
Anyways I'm just trying paragraphs again. Just to see if it'll look more organized. It really looks better right now but I think that the paragraphs are too short. Oh well, this might make me write more. So lets move to the checklist.
Things I need to do:
1. Send the stupid paperwork so I can start working.
2. Improve my english. (It is getting worse I tell you)
3. Make sure I balance my work and studies well.
4. PUASA!!
Saturday, July 14, 2012
Rude much?
Wow, never have I been treated rudely like this. Its just... Wow! I can't believe someone would even be this rude. The story starts like this. I have been playing DoTA 2 casually these past few days in Melbourne because I just felt like playing. I didn't even ask for your help and I certainly didn't asked to be treated like this. You know, transitioning from LoL to DoTA 2 again was super hard just because the game are played based on different mechanics. Sure both of them are MOBAs and both of them similar but have you tried playing LoL? If you have then you would know how different it is. So shut the fuck up about my lack of skill when it comes to DoTA 2. Its just sickening to get sneered at by people like you especially when you don't even dare to say that I suck and just kick me out without any prior explanation. I would be fine if you have just said "Oh sorry Faizal, I got another friend" or "Faizal, I don't think you're good enough and I want to play with better players.". Its just rude to not say anything and kick me out.
Ngerh, well I'm not even angry anymore. I know I've done something similar to people but it just felt so bad to at the other end and I shall apologize to people that I have hurt in a similar way. Now I know why people are reluctant to play LoL. They just feel that pros will just treat them like retards and they'll end up quitting. That's what I'm feeling now. But alas, I shall not quit! I shall try and play both LoL and DoTA 2 but I won't be expecting much from you, kind sir.
Ngerh, well I'm not even angry anymore. I know I've done something similar to people but it just felt so bad to at the other end and I shall apologize to people that I have hurt in a similar way. Now I know why people are reluctant to play LoL. They just feel that pros will just treat them like retards and they'll end up quitting. That's what I'm feeling now. But alas, I shall not quit! I shall try and play both LoL and DoTA 2 but I won't be expecting much from you, kind sir.
Thursday, July 12, 2012
Raindrops keep falling on my head
Rain. A wonderful phenomenon. It helps the world cool down and also water plants or crops for us. Guess its a blessing that its raining today. I won't be spending more money than I should and I can finally stay at home and just rest. Yay!
Refershing kind of tired
Woo, second night in Melbourne and I'm spending more time going out than a week in Malaysia. It feels so refreshing to go out and walk without getting drenched with sweat. Guess what? I'm also walking everywhere! I gotta admit that I need some time before I get used to walking everywhere again. But it feels good, walking everywhere. Makes me feel... healthy and refreshing.
I'm going to go out again tomorrow for lunch so I'm gonna have to sleep now. Thanks for reading and I'll see you next time on The Adventures of Faizal the Skinny Freak. :)
I'm going to go out again tomorrow for lunch so I'm gonna have to sleep now. Thanks for reading and I'll see you next time on The Adventures of Faizal the Skinny Freak. :)
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Back Again
Hey, I'm finally back from Malaysia. I'm sorry that I have been absent for about 2 months. That is because I didn't remember my blogger password hence I could not write anything haha. So now I think I shall try to write a lot more and maybe you'll even find something interesting here.
Till then, peaches :D
Till then, peaches :D
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